Today, I want to share with you a little something …

… My latest, spur-of-the-moment, failed attempt at writing poetry.

Here it goes:

I come from the land of Twerk
where my colleagues at work think I’m a jerk.
They say that I lurk
around the company’s clerk,
who has a peculiar quirk.
She says, with a smirk,
“The job comes with a perk,
work, or I’ll go berserk!”

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen! The latest addition to this year’s edition of The Dragon Book of Verse …

NOT! 😂

– Preston Carbonaro